Hyper-organizer Gifts

'The first thing I do every morning is arrange all my thoughts in alphabetical order.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Where your mind & battle are los

Let's get organized

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I didn't spark joy."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Gay Times...

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Good Luck!

Fittd shēt

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Maybe clean out your wallet

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Worker ant's To Do list.

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Ironing day.

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"Much ado list"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Catalogue of little books.

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.