Hyper-organizer Pillows

'The first thing I do every morning is arrange all my thoughts in alphabetical order.'

Where your mind & battle are los

Let's get organized

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Gay Times...

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Good Luck!

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A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"I see you've security marked your property."

Ironing day.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Worker ant's To Do list.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Catalogue of little books.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."