Life Organizer Pillows

Dad showing map to graduation to small Son

'First I've got to get a dorsal wax, go to the dry cleaners, then head to my 2 p.m. pilates class...'

"Progress is coming right along!"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I didn't spark joy."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Fittd shēt

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Ironing day.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

Dust Bunny

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."