Life Organizer Pillows

Dad showing map to graduation to small Son

'First I've got to get a dorsal wax, go to the dry cleaners, then head to my 2 p.m. pilates class...'

"Progress is coming right along!"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"I didn't spark joy."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Fittd shēt

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Ironing day.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Dust Bunny

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

Summer Outing Planning

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"