Holiday Gathering Expert Gifts

Christmas Party Hoover

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Home depot."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Polygamists' Picnic

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Party time.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

A child interrupting family prayers

Paul goes home for the holidays

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Horn of Leftovers

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Happy Turkey Day!

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Will you be my Valentine?'