Holiday Gathering Expert T-Shirts

Christmas Party Hoover

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Christmas Tree

'He lives for his holidays.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Home depot."

Polygamists' Picnic

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Party time.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Paul goes home for the holidays

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Happy Turkey Day!

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

A child interrupting family prayers

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Horn of Leftovers

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'