The day Kevin turned vegetarian.
Family Gathering Guru Gifts
Looking for a gift for your family gathering guru? Discover witty and warm items that honor their love for bringing relatives together. Ideal for someone always at the center of the family excitement, these gifts blend humor with heartfelt sentiment, making every get-together even more special.
"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk
If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.
"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."
'Ahhh...'
Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children
"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."
T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."
Christmas Tree
"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."
"Hi-yah!"
#Thanksgiving #Nofilter
"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."
Wedding Day Itinerary.
"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."
"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"
"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"
Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family
"Can I have another sausage Dad?"
"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"
Polygamists' Picnic
Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!
"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."
"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."
'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'
"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."
'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'
"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."
"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"
'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'
"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."
'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'
celebrating a birth.
"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."
Paul goes home for the holidays
Family Gathering Guru Gifts Collection
Family Gathering Guru Mugs
Looking for more ways to celebrate your family gathering guru? Check out our collection of mugs packed with clever and heartfelt designs.
Family Gathering Guru Pillows
Add some humor and comfort to your family gathering guru’s home with our playful pillow collection.
Family Gathering Guru Prints
Decorate their space with unique prints that honor their talent for bringing families together in style and humor.
Family Gathering Guru T-Shirts
Want to find a fun gift for the family gathering enthusiast? Our t-shirts feature witty and warm messages perfect for any occasion.