Family Gatherer Gifts

"So, Ben, what do you want to be when you stop sponging off your parents?"

Saying Grace.

'Tom insists on getting all the relatives together at Christmas.'

Never say you don't know how to salsa...unless you have two hours to kill.

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Jewish Picnicking

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

'Thank you for folding up the sleeper sofa, Dear. Have you seen Mother?'

'And now we come to the sore losers...'

Election Year Holidays

"Papi, Tia Carmen says we're not having a roasted turkey for Thanksgiving."

Tia Carmen returns home on Christmas.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Ahhh...'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Christmas Tree

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Hi-yah!"

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Polygamists' Picnic

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."