Outdoor Gatherer Mugs

'98 points? I've got more than that on my left elbow.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Beginning Yarder.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Barbecue

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Midwest Winter Items.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Grocery Shopping

Saying Grace.

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'And now we come to the sore losers...'

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

The vegan hunter

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

"So, Ben, what do you want to be when you stop sponging off your parents?"

Coventry Carol

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."

"I heard you had a little problem with the law."

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

Tia Carmen returns home on Christmas.

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.