Geysers Aficionado Prints

'Tell me that's not him with that hussy from Yosemite! Old Faithful indeed...'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Abacus.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Bowling ball head.

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

Angela Merkel

"I'd like to make a return."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

Crimy, Denis, it used to just be you. . . .

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'they must have the same plumber we do.'

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

Two geysers-'Old Faithful' and 'Young and Unreliable'.

'Is it because I'm ginger?'

Bismarck's Criticism of Wilhelmine Imperial Policy

Vlad The Impaler's Descendants,

You've got mail...

Old Star-Struck National Park

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

A Day at the Comics Bar

Private Phone Calls

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

Stoop Fan

"When I was your age we didn't play video games or take photos or locate things - we just did one thing and we took our sweet time doing it."