Geysers Geek Mugs

"Old Faithful, my @##!"

Archimedes statue with a lever

Disease Management

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Eldrow

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

The nerds go on their first road trip.

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

Henry Ford

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

I love you Geyser...

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

Thracebook..

'Here's something I'd like to do... microbiology!'

"Say, Homer - Enough reciting. Learn how to write, already."

Getting Closer

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

Cloning Labs.

Encyclopedia

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

Chariot driver with a 'My Child is a Homer Student' bumper sticker.

I love Classics.

United States Constitution.

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

Heat and Food Poisoning

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

'Right now it's about a tie.'

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

'Helen went on Facebook and launched a thousand ships.'