Geese Fans Gifts

'Not another horror movie! That stuff gives me goose pimples!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Sauce for the Goose

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

The Real March of the Penguins.

Paralegal eagle.

Raging Bull on Ice

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.

Goose escapes the tv.

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

Always keep your eyes on the ball, Tigers!! Why? I never get to play. Crack. Whack! Any other questions? Will this get me out of practice?

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man..."

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

Penguins - one is skating.

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

Goalkeeper with a brush leaps around his goalnet which is covered in cobwebs and spiders.

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

'Professional ice hockey is banning hits to the head...players may now back into each other when leaving the NHL parking lot.'

Honk if you're a goose.

'Uh, oh! Even the goats are roped together!'

'Our house is directly in the migratory path of Canada geese, so we keep the windows open until mid-November.'

White Wine on Ice!

When Chess Pieces Play Hockey. Penalty Box. They gave me two minutes for checking.

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'

Goose

Hooooooooooooonk. Woo-hoo! He saw us!

I'm merry Christmissing you.

Captain Pointy No.4 - The terrible Swiss cheese ray