Geysers And Fame Lover Pillows

Old Star-Struck National Park

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Anna Calvi

Jack Gleeson

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Hollywood producer.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'I'm a star!'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Get me public relations!'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

Hollywood or bust!

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

TV stage door

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

As Seen On TV

"I've decided to have a kid."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

I love you Geyser...

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

'Something that'll get me googled,'