Fame Admirers Pillows

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Anna Calvi

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Jack Gleeson

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Bryan Ferry

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Tom Hanks

George Clooney Machine

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Harriet Walter

Hollywood producer.

Michael Caine

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

TV stage door

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

David Bowie

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

The Month of June

Melanie Griffith

'Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?'

Madonna.

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

Roberto Benigni

Lupita Amondi Nyong'o

Ralph Fiennes

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

Ed Asner - 1929-2021

MIla Kunis

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

Lauran Bacall