Celebrity Admirers Pillows

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

Harriet Walter

Lesser known greek gods,

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Bryan Ferry

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Tom Hanks

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Leo McKern

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Hollywood producer.

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Hollywood or bust!

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

TV stage door

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

The Month of June

Dua Lipa caricature

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."