Celebrity Admirers Mugs

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

Harriet Walter

Lesser known greek gods,

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Bryan Ferry

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Tom Hanks

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

George Clooney Machine

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Leo McKern

Hollywood producer.

Michael Caine

Hollywood or bust!

David Bowie

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Meryl Streep

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Viggo Mortensen

TV stage door

Woody Allen

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

Emma Watson

Daniel Day Lewis

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."