Celebrity Fans Pillows

'Our hormones are on back order. Until they come in, we're lending Brad Pitt videos.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

Celebrity anagrams: Drab Ian's bar row (Answer: Barbara Windsor.)

Nigel Havers

'Not good. . . I accidentally bit Charlie Sheen and now I'm full of warlock tiger blood.'

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

Jennifer Connelly

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Harriet Walter

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Woody Allen

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Hollywood or bust!

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Dua Lipa caricature

Peter Gabriel

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

Rachel Anne McAdams caricature

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

Elton John

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

David Letterman

Madonna