Celebrity Fashion Fans Pillows

'Ay, donkey's years since Kylie's gold hotpants. I still see 'em, specially when th' old lady is rummaging in the bottom o' the laundry basket...'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Harriet Walter

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Hollywood or bust!

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

Dua Lipa caricature

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"It's dress down day!"