Celebrity Fashion Pillows

No, you may not undress up as Miley for Halloween.

"What are we doing today? A depressed, suburban Jackie Onassis or a frustrated, angry Sharon Stone?"

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Albert Einstein

"I think he was a celebrity."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Lesser known greek gods,

Haute Suture

Pete Sampras

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Elvis Presley

The americanisation of vulture.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Jack Gleeson

Michael Jackson

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Reese Witherspoon

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

Bryan Ferry

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."