Celebrity Stylist Pillows

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Shampoo.

Rapunzel in the Morning

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"Absolutely not!"

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

At the suit makers

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

The barber

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Complete Makeover

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Choosing What To Wear.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

GURLERS

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair