Celebrity Style Watcher Pillows

"And a Richard Whiteley jacket. In case you get into trouble and need to attract attention."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I think he was a celebrity."

The americanisation of vulture.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Meet Santa's entourage

High Pants/Low Pants.

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

Tom Cruise

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

May I have the envelope, please?

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Rod Stewart

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"Accepting for..."

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

"You're okay for a guy who comes across as such a jerk in his biopic."

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."