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"And a Richard Whiteley jacket. In case you get into trouble and need to attract attention."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I think he was a celebrity."

Reese Witherspoon

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

The americanisation of vulture.

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"What are you doing?"

Meet Santa's entourage

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Elton John

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

High Pants/Low Pants.

Roger McGuinn

Charlotte Rampling

Brad Pitt.

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

May I have the envelope, please?

Tom Cruise

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Celebrity Gavin Henson

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Emma Watson

Sylvester Stallone

Rod Stewart

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

"Accepting for..."

Glenn Hoddle

"You're okay for a guy who comes across as such a jerk in his biopic."

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."