Celebrity Watching T-Shirts

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Threesome with Robbie Williams.

Celebrity lovers leap.

'Tell the Doctor I'm canceling. Tom Cruise says there's no real reason I should be here and that's good enough for me!'

The Dark Side of High-Definition TV

'He just sits there all the time in the hope that Mariah Carey might pop in.'

THE PIED PAPARAZZI - "Ugh! Stop following me!"

Tennis enthusiast spots a famous tennis player.

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

Rosario Dawson

'How will I know when I've found my soul mate, Fang?'

'When are we going to get our own family, TV, reality show?'

Rachel Weisz

'There's no one left for her to be like!'

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

Bumper sticker; 'I brake for celebrities'

'Where are you going? I still have 12 minutes left in my 15 minutes of fame!'

Madonna caricature.

Spot the celebrity tourist - $2 minute.

'Let's try to get a box seat where we might catch a player.'

'There's something so sad about this Anna Nicole Stuff...You know she just needed the attention that only a mother could give.'

Kim Kardashian

Anne Hathaway

"How come celebrities work hard all their lives to become known then wear dark glasses to avoid being recognised?"

Paul McCartney

"For me it's all about the craft of acting."

Simona Halep

Tom Cruise

"This journey wasn't necessary."

Pepparazzi

"It's in two parts and quite revealing."

"The Friesian/Kardashian, the best rump steak on the planet!"

Amy Winehouse

Fan club

"Tonight's specials are coq au vin Pierre, caviar omelette with mushrooms and truffles, and fresh brook trout."