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Nancy Wheeler/Natalia Dyer

'We're not intrusive - we keep a respectable distance.'

'This next song is about setting boundaries, and how now I wish I had.'

'American, idle.'

Rod Stewart

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

John Terry

15 Minutes of Fame - 25 years of comebacks please help.

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"

'And who are you wearing?'

'Well, to be honest, I am a little surprised. You look so much taller on TV.'

Michael Jackson from the Thriller video...and at a recent court appearance.

Ant and Dec.

'That's Britney with her new baby and Demi with her new husband.'

The changing times of 'fame'.

"I know being a celebrity might not make me happy but I could be an unhappy celebrity."

News Celeb Divorce: Long-suffering wife tells us of abusive husband, In tomorrow's news - dignified husband tells us of vile grabbing wife.

Celebrity Welding

"You look good, Douglas, but I'm afraid we're not looking for an 'It Boy' right now."

Beatles reunion circa 2003.

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

Talent Agency: Here Today/Gone Tomorrow.

Top 100 best guesses what celebrities do - when they're not reminiscing on top 100 best of shows.

Footballer with body-guards.

Celebrity clothing.

'My opponent may have the support of organised labour, but I have support of three highly acclaimed Hollywood movie stars.'

"Ok, now, let's get one of you demanding your privacy."

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

Celebrity Anorexics

"Call yourself a supermodel, where's your professional footballer?"

Adriana Lima

Dolly Parton

Man leaves stretch limousine in a stretch wheelchair.

Have you noticed how chefs have replaced hairdressers in the social pages?

"All clear, I can't see any wildlife paparrazzi."