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Jennifer Lawrence Meet + Greet

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Reese Witherspoon

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Elton John

Meet Santa's entourage

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"What are you doing?"

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

Tom Cruise

Brad Pitt.

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

Roger McGuinn

Charlotte Rampling

May I have the envelope, please?

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Celebrity Gavin Henson

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Emma Watson

Sylvester Stallone

Rod Stewart

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"Accepting for..."

Adam Levine

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

Pop star weather report.

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

"You're okay for a guy who comes across as such a jerk in his biopic."

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."