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"Talk about manipulated media... my owners must have invented the term!"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Elvis Presley

Reese Witherspoon

Brad Pitt

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"What are you doing?"

Meet Santa's entourage

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

Elton John

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

All Star Team.

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Roger McGuinn

Elton John

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

Brad Pitt.

Charlotte Rampling

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

May I have the envelope, please?

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Celebrity Gavin Henson

Dogs Touring Hollywood

Tom Cruise

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Emma Watson

Sylvester Stallone

Rod Stewart