Celebrity Watching Prints

Celebrity lovers leap.

The Dark Side of High-Definition TV

THE PIED PAPARAZZI - "Ugh! Stop following me!"

Tennis enthusiast spots a famous tennis player.

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

'When are we going to get our own family, TV, reality show?'

'There's no one left for her to be like!'

Bumper sticker; 'I brake for celebrities'

'Where are you going? I still have 12 minutes left in my 15 minutes of fame!'

Spot the celebrity tourist - $2 minute.

'Let's try to get a box seat where we might catch a player.'

'There's something so sad about this Anna Nicole Stuff...You know she just needed the attention that only a mother could give.'

"How come celebrities work hard all their lives to become known then wear dark glasses to avoid being recognised?"

"For me it's all about the craft of acting."

Tom Cruise

"This journey wasn't necessary."

Pepparazzi

"It's in two parts and quite revealing."

"The Friesian/Kardashian, the best rump steak on the planet!"

Fan club

"Tonight's specials are coq au vin Pierre, caviar omelette with mushrooms and truffles, and fresh brook trout."

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

"I really think it’s time for Madonna to let the dream die."

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

"Do you thik you'll ever get tired of working for the TSA Randy?"

"I'm hoping to see a celebrity."

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

Paparazzi with cameras on leashes.

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

'Not THE Kate Middleton...!!'

'This is the life - false friends, artificial stimulation,vicarious sex...'

Tara Palmer-Tompkinson

Celebrities think taxi drivers are the public.

'Create excitement in your life! Paparazzi for hire!'

GPS coordinates to the movie stars