Celebrity Observer Prints

What really gets on celebs' nerves. . .

'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

The americanisation of vulture.

Reese Witherspoon

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

100 best beheadings

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

"What are you doing?"

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Meet Santa's entourage

Elton John

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Charlotte Rampling

Brad Pitt.

Tom Cruise

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

Emma Watson

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

May I have the envelope, please?

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Celebrity Gavin Henson

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Man Inside TV Produces Ideal Viewer

Roger McGuinn

Next semester I have "The Frito-lay

Sylvester Stallone

Rod Stewart

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.