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James Corden banned from restaurant for abusive behaviour.]

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'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Bryan Ferry

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Tom Hanks

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Harriet Walter

Leo McKern

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Tom Cruise

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Hollywood or bust!

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"Accepting for..."

"Should I as for an autograph? The cow's famous. It was in a Far Side cartoon."