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'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Leo McKern

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Meet Santa's entourage

'Get me public relations!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'