Celebrity Spotters Gifts

'Oh wow, Gary Player, shake my hand,'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Reese Witherspoon

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

"What are you doing?"

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Elton John

Meet Santa's entourage

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

Leo McKern

'Get me public relations!'

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Charlotte Rampling

Roger McGuinn

Viggo Mortensen

Meryl Streep

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

Brad Pitt.

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

Emma Watson

Sylvester Stallone