Celeb Spotter Gifts

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

Robbie Williams

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

Restraining orders from the stars.

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

"Should I as for an autograph? The cow's famous. It was in a Far Side cartoon."

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

Kathryn Morris

Maps of the Human Genome

'Look! There's Santa!'

"He loves to give autographs!"

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

"Are you expecting someone, Caroline?"

"He's a Brad Pitt Lookalike. I found him on canal street."

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

Maps to talk-show guests' homes.

"Are you anybody?"

'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

Maps to celebrities courtside seats

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Weight-lifter's autograph

"Well, if it isn’t Ben Affleck!"

'Your fame passed by here about fifteen minutes ago.'