Celebrity Spotting Pro Gifts

'Typical, next door gets an image of Jesus on their toast, and we get Richard Branson!'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'Get me public relations!'

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Tom Cruise

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

Kathryn Morris

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

"Should I as for an autograph? The cow's famous. It was in a Far Side cartoon."

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

Maps of the Human Genome

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Paul McCartney

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

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