Celebrity Spotting Gifts

'Oh look - it's Mr Bean!'

Maps to people more interesting than you. $5.00.

"...then there's reunions, 'Know Your Cloud Formation' classes and, of course, celebrity spotting."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Jack Gleeson

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Vanna White: The Later Years.

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Tom Hanks

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

George Clooney Machine

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Joe Henry

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."