Celebrity Spotting Pillows

'Oh look - it's Mr Bean!'

Maps to people more interesting than you. $5.00.

"...then there's reunions, 'Know Your Cloud Formation' classes and, of course, celebrity spotting."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Tom Hanks

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Joe Henry

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

'Get me public relations!'