Celeb Spotter Pillows

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

Restraining orders from the stars.

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

"Should I as for an autograph? The cow's famous. It was in a Far Side cartoon."

Maps of the Human Genome

'Look! There's Santa!'

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

"He loves to give autographs!"

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

"Are you expecting someone, Caroline?"

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

Maps to talk-show guests' homes.

'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'

"Are you anybody?"

Maps to celebrities courtside seats

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Weight-lifter's autograph

"St Tropez! Picasso's son! Never forget a face."

"What the... you brought the wrong bag!"

'Your fame passed by here about fifteen minutes ago.'

"Well, if it isn’t Ben Affleck!"