Celebrity Sighting Enthusiast Pillows

Seeing him an old movie does not count as an Elvis sighting.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Leo McKern

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Tom Cruise

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Meryl Streep

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

Viggo Mortensen

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Daniel Day Lewis

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"Should I as for an autograph? The cow's famous. It was in a Far Side cartoon."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

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Emma Watson

Kathryn Morris

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

Maps of the Human Genome

Oliver Reed

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