Celebrity Sighting Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Leo McKern

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Tom Cruise

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

"Should I as for an autograph? The cow's famous. It was in a Far Side cartoon."

As Seen On TV

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Maps of the Human Genome

Los Angeles 250 Miles

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'