Actor Spotter Pillows

Boy pilot.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Two airplanes

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Airliner

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

Eviction Notice for Earth...

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Sunset Attraction

"Should I as for an autograph? The cow's famous. It was in a Far Side cartoon."

Cat on Board.

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

"She's all yours."

Maps of the Human Genome

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Do not pass.

'Look! There's Santa!'

"I wonder where they nest..."

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

Mile High Club

'I told her not to follow me!'

"He loves to give autographs!"