Actor Spotter Mugs

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

Boy pilot.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Airliner

Two airplanes

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

Eviction Notice for Earth...

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Cat on Board.

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

"Should I as for an autograph? The cow's famous. It was in a Far Side cartoon."

Kathryn Morris

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

Sunset Attraction

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

"She's all yours."

Maps of the Human Genome

'Look! There's Santa!'

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Do not pass.

"I wonder where they nest..."

Road signs of Aging

Mile High Club

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

'I told her not to follow me!'