Scene Spotter Mugs

'This is ridiculous You should open another register,'

World Tour.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Boy pilot.

Two airplanes

Airliner

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Sunset Attraction

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Cat on Board.

The successful rubbernecker...

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

"She's all yours."

Do not pass.

"I wonder where they nest..."

Mile High Club

'Honest, Mom, I was nowhere near it.'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'I told her not to follow me!'

'Man... how I hate these pop-up's!'

'What's terrifying is, though they walk among us, there's no way to tell science fiction readers from the rest of us.'

Great Urban Sprawl

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Plane Migration.

"Check it out! That's an airplane, sweetie!"

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

'This one's for coffee.'

'I went to wash the wheels on that European Airbus A380 by myself. I didn't know it had 22 wheels.'

One Way/Two Ways.