Scene Observer Mugs

Clouds in Bath

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

A man looks up at the earth

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

The successful rubbernecker...

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'Not...one...drop.'

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'Man... how I hate these pop-up's!'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

Abstraction and recognition

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

Oculist.

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

Impractical Gardener.

'He popped the question last night. 'Who do you think will win the Cup?'

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

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