Celebrity Lifestyle Watcher Pillows

'These f****** pop stars are setting really f****** bad examples with their b***** lifestyles.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Reese Witherspoon

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

"What are you doing?"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Meet Santa's entourage

Elton John

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Charlotte Rampling

Roger McGuinn

Brad Pitt.

Tom Cruise

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

Sylvester Stallone

Celebrity Gavin Henson

Emma Watson

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

Rod Stewart

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

Goodnight Social Media.

"Accepting for..."

Pop star weather report.

Love Island

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"You're okay for a guy who comes across as such a jerk in his biopic."

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

Adam Levine