Celebrity Binge-watcher Pillows

'Overindulgences of the rich and famous,'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Horror movies

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Next camera crew 5 mins

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

Meet Santa's entourage

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

A couple decides what to watch.

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'