Celebrity Binge-watcher Pillows

'Overindulgences of the rich and famous,'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Horror movies

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Reese Witherspoon

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Next camera crew 5 mins

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

Meet Santa's entourage

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Elton John

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"What are you doing?"

A couple decides what to watch.

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Celebrity Gavin Henson