Reality Tv Binge-watcher Pillows

'It's called 'reality TV.''

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Can't Touch This

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"True crime meets reality TV"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

America's funniest election gaffes

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

TV and cleaner