Reality Tv Binge-watcher Gifts

'It's called 'reality TV.''

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

American Idle.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Can't Touch This

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

Next camera crew 5 mins

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"Am I through to the next round?"

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

TV and cleaner

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.