Watching Reality Tv Gifts

'Big Brothers Karamazov.'

'I'm here, dear, watching a reality show.'

CEO Temptation Island! Some claim it's too real...

In reality ..T.V. Show.

"If this was a reality show, nobody would believe it."

Disasters.

Extreme Leftovers Rehab: 'So, Sharon, we learned ripe risotto doesn't sit well with you. John, you ate week-old Chinese food. How does that make you feel?

'My client wasn't going to keep the money, Your Honor - He only robbed the bank to get on a reality show.'

'It's a new reality show call 'Detoxing with the Stars'...'

'Welcome to 'Celebrity Animal Faking It', in which the king of the jungle will spend a week pretending to be a mischievous baboon...'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'Whether you should audition for 'Property Ladder' isn't really within my remit.'

'Great news, Ma! Judge Judy, Judge Koch, Judge Lane Mills, Judge Brown and Judge Mathis are fighting over trying me on TV!'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"Your honor, in lieu of jail time, my client is willing to appear on 'I'm a celebrity - get me out of here!'"

Reality television programme - showing infinite regression

"Sorry, Steve, but Brad and I have voted you off the island."

First body cameras! Now this!

Warning: Anything recorded on security cameras may be used at peak viewing time.

"Que crazy! All these 'reality tv' shows are so phony! People fighting...calling each other names...making enemies! Why can't they be more realistic...like the characters on my telenovela!"

"To gain free publicity, corporate wants to turn out office into a reality show. For ratings, we'll need you to all to start hating and fighting each other."

"Am I through to the next round?"

'I watched a reality show on television last night. I got some ideas for hurdles we can create as a test for would-be leaders.'

Can you hang on for half an hour? we're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up...

"I'm shopping my prison video around, but apparently if you don't shiv another inmate or become someone's bitch nobody's interested."

Well, you're ugly, stupid and primitive - best conditions to become a TV star!

The Ekert Saga: 'Ok...So we knew that the Ekert feeds and grows on the negative thoughts of people...and we knew that the more petty,vicious and vacuous the people are it gets exposed, the bigger it gets...'

The Apprentice

Love Island

"I'm sorry, Steve. We voted you off the island."

Love Is-Land

Vinny comes clean about his genius IQ

"My next guest is a charming grifter with a record as long as your arm. Let's give him a big 'Jaws of Justice' welcome."

"And the winner is . . . the prosecution!"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."