Reality Tv Gifts

'Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, now he's watching coverage of other people watching gold.'

'I just hope I don't get voted off first.'

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

Though hesitant at first, Hank orders the 'Watching Paint Dry Network' offered exclusively through his satellite provider.

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

"In search of America's laziest man..."

'...and that concludes this episode of celebrity talk. Now back to your humdrum lives.'

'Game shows were popular right from the start ? especially when the game won.'

'Get real! Reality is, Reality sells'

'Your honor, we find these proceedings to be MUCH less interesting than what we see on TV.'

TV Listings

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

'There's a refreshing honesty about this programme, dear.'

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

Reality TV within reality TV

It's the telly people-they want to use OUR garden for 'I'm a Celebrity-Get me out of here!'

It'll be nice to see your mother after all these years!

Reality tv.

"So what'll it be, dentists on ice, or extreme cabinet making?"

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

Who Will Be The Iron Accountant?

Stopped keeping up with the Kardashians.

Keeping Up With The DoorDashians

'The following program isn't really recommended for anybody, but hey — ratings are ratings!'

"People, we're writing a reality show. Use some imagination!"

"This reality program about teachers is terrible! Most of the show they complain about their feet!"

Emergency Exit

Man watching television show, 'Are You Lower Than The Lowest Common Denominator'?

'NEXT!'

Some of the volunteers from the 'Frontier House' were surprised at the programme's authenticity.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Celebrity X-factor Gogglebox Bake-off on Ice

"I'm worried about your father. He's staring into the abyss."