Reality Tv Pillows

'Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, now he's watching coverage of other people watching gold.'

'I just hope I don't get voted off first.'

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

Though hesitant at first, Hank orders the 'Watching Paint Dry Network' offered exclusively through his satellite provider.

'Game shows were popular right from the start ? especially when the game won.'

'...and that concludes this episode of celebrity talk. Now back to your humdrum lives.'

"In search of America's laziest man..."

'Your honor, we find these proceedings to be MUCH less interesting than what we see on TV.'

TV Listings

'Get real! Reality is, Reality sells'

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

It's the telly people-they want to use OUR garden for 'I'm a Celebrity-Get me out of here!'

Hoping to build on the success of 'So You Think You Can Dance?' Fox debuts 'So You Think You Can Knit?'

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

The big questions in life.

It'll be nice to see your mother after all these years!

"So what'll it be, dentists on ice, or extreme cabinet making?"

Reality tv.

'There's a refreshing honesty about this programme, dear.'

Reality TV within reality TV

Who Will Be The Iron Accountant?

'No, it's not 'Tarzan' Heseltine making a comeback, it's Nadine Dorries - get her out of here!'

'People, we're creating a REALITY show. Use your imaginations!'

Kim Kardashian

Emergency Exit

The changing times of 'fame'.

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

'NEXT!'

Stopped keeping up with the Kardashians.

"What I don't understand is why people waste their time writing when they might not get published,."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'Hang on a minute - I think there's something else down here!'

Man watching television show, 'Are You Lower Than The Lowest Common Denominator'?