Watching Reality Television Pillows

Inspired by reality shows, sensitive managers will "vote off" employees

'Welcome to 'sink or swim' the reality show that will find the survivor of three entrepreneurs, teetirng on the brink of bankruptcy.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

Can't Touch This

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Police film evidence

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"True crime meets reality TV"

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

TV and cleaner

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

America's funniest election gaffes

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

A couple decides what to watch.

"Am I through to the next round?"

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.