Reality Television Pillows

Branding Donald Trump.

'I'm a celebrity...get me out of here.'

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

'I knew we shouldn't have got 'changing rooms' in to refurbish the surgery.'

New reality TV, like 'Dating Nude' may open the door to new shows...

Sex Scandals of the Rich and Famous.

Politically Correct Big Brother.

'This illness Paris contracted must be contagious - everyone wants special treatment.'

America's Next Top Baby

'Our lifestyle is watching lifestyle TV.'

"I'm sorry, Cyril, but I've just voted to eject you!"

"Well, yeah, it's kind of like a reality show...but we still call it 'the news.'"

Big Brother: The Home Game

George Galloway

Michael Grade is right...ITV needs more real writers which is why we want you to commission 'celebrity novelists get me out of here'.

"Gotta love this show."

'The reality is, if you should go on one of those shows, I doubt that TV viewers would accept you any better than I do!'

A couple decides what to watch.

"It's not okay for me, but okay for 'Big Brother'!"

"Any previous experience, Mr. Crusoe?"

Now that Big Brother has finished.

Big Brother.

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be on TV...and people are gonna say...how smart can you get?"

'At home with the blue-arsed flies 2009.'

Narcissism and Voyeurism

TRUE Misunderstanding Network

Ronnie and Sammi get into ANOTHER argument about the housing crisis

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"